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HUYU NDIYE MSANII WA KENYA ALIYEIGIZA VIDEO YA YESU..BOFYA HAPA KUITAZAMA




Miongoni mwa wakali wa Comedy huwezi kuacha kumtaja Eric Omondi kutokea Kenya ambaye huwa anafanya covers mbalimbali za nyimbo za wasanii hasa zinazotrend, ameirudi kivingine ‘Kuliko jana’ ya Sauti Sol ambapo ameipa title ya ‘kuliko jana Refix’. 
Unaweza kutazama kwa kubonyeza play hapa chini, ukishaitazama usiache kuniachia comment yako.

[VIDEO]HIVI NDIVYO JINSI WASICHANA WA KIAFRIKA,WANAVYOSAFIRISHWA NA KUFANYISHWA BISHARA YA NGONO.

Mapema sana katika hii blog tuliandika kuwa namna gani wasichana wa kiafrika wanavyojiuza katika nchi za uarabuni na wengi wenu bado mna mashaka kuwa ni kweli au la.Kwa hiyo nimeamua kushea nanyi hii habari  ambayo imefanyiwa uchunguzi makini sana na kituo cha habari cha Al-Jazeera.
TAZAMA VIDEO HIYO HAPO CHINI
                                     

HII NDIO VIDEO YA MSANIII AMBEROSE AKIONESHA STYLE KUMI MATATA ZA KUFANYA NGONO SALAMA....18+ ONLY....

Amber Rose
  1. Kufinya shuka kwa nguvuKufinya shuka au kitanda kwa nguvu wakati unampa mambo ni ishara mojawapo ya kuonyesha kwamba inamkuna vizuri.
  2. Kukukumbatia kwa nguvu au kukufinya:Hii pia no moja kati ya ishara nyimgi anazoonyesha mwanamke pindi anapo tombwa vizuri.
  3. Kutokwa na jasho ndani ya sekunde chache:Ukiona anatokwa na jasho ndani ya sekunde chache na katika hali isiyo ua kawaida basi jua kua utendaji wako ni mzuri na unamridhisha.
Acha niishie hapo kwa leo, lakini sina maana kwamba kama mwanamke wako haonyeshi moja kati ya ishara hizo au zote basi ndio inamaanisha haumridhishi, hapana. Hizi ni baadhi tu, zipo nyingi tu.

5 REASONS WHY BIG BOOTY(CURV) GIRLS ARE GOOD IN BED...!!!!!


1) BO0BS

Not every curvy girl has large bo0bs but the chances are 80% are favored with big bo0bs are everything and more. There is hardly any man that doesn’t fancy bo0bs as this is usually the first step of foreplay before s3x.

2) BO0TY

Big bo0ty in children are as a result of Omega 3 fatty acid they store and there is NO curvy girl without a big bo0ty . Being with a curvy girl is your subconscious way of ensuring healthy kids.

3) A PLACE TO REST

After long pleasurable s3x, the soft womanly curves is the perfect place to rest your post-shagging head. There is really no difference between her bo0ty  and the pillow.

4) HEALTHY S£X APPEAL

There is really nothing more appealing than a curvy full figured lady. Curvy girls have long been associated with beauty and s3x appeal and thousands of years of history can never be wrong. A curvy girl is easily appealing to the eyes at first sight which in turn creates a healthy appetite.

5) CONFIDENCE

Having bo0bs, a massive backside or something to grab hold of is not only what makes a curvy woman s3xy, it goes beyond that to knowing how best to rock it. Beauty has everything to do with confidence and confidence has everything to do with amazing s3x.

NICK MINAJ AUNADI UCHI WAKE KUWA NDO KILAKITU KWENYE MAISHA YAKE....tazama picha akiringishia watu k*ma yake


Chris Brown na Nicki Minaj wote wanawania tuzo katika vipengele 6.
WANAMUZIKI Chris Brown na Nicki Minaj wameongoza kwa kutajwa mara nyingi katika vipengele vya kuwania Tuzo za BET 2015 kwa kila mmoja kutajwa mara sita.
Nicki Minaj.
Katika kipengele cha video bora ya mwaka, Brown ametajwa mara mbili kwa video zake za Loyal na New Flame.
Minaj naye yupo juu akitajwa katika vipengele sita kikiwemo cha video bora ya mwaka kwa wimbo wake wa Anaconda huku Beyonce na Lil Wayne wakifuatia kwa kutajwa katika vipengele vinne.
Brown pia ametajwa katika vipengele vya Mwanamuziki Bora wa Kiume wa R&B/Pop, Tuzo ya chaguo la watazamaji na akitajwa tena mara mbili katika vipengele vya Colabo bora kwa wimbo wake wa Loyal, aliomshirikisha Lil Wayne na Tyga, pamoja na wimbo wake wa New Flame, aliowashirikisha Usher na Rick Ross.
Chris Brown akiwa amembeba mwanaye.
Kwa upande wa Minaj yeye anawania pia katika vipengele vya Mwanamuziki Bora wa Kike wa Hip hop, Kundi Bora akiwa ni miongoni mwa wanamuziki wa Kundi la Young Money na Colabo Bora kwa kushirikishwa kwenye wimbo wa No Love akiwa na August Alsina.
Pia ametajwa mara mbili katika kipengele cha Tuzo ya chaguo la watazamaji kwa ngoma yake ya Only na kwenye ngoma ya Rae Sremmurd ya Throw Some Mo aliyoshirikishwa.
Beyonce.
Mwanamuziki Beyonce yeye yupo katika vipengele vya Mwanamuziki Bora wa Kike wa R&B/Pop, Video ya mwaka, Mwongozaji wa mwaka na Tuzo za chaguo la watazamaji.
Tuzo hizo zitatolewa Juni 28, mwaka huu nchini Marekani.

KABAAANG ...WATCH PICTURES OF AMERICAN STAR WIZKHALIFA FUCKING A GIRL INSIDE A CAR...u cant wait just preview here to watch..


Many people do various things under the influence of alcohol but what a nominated wizkhalifa of ngeria did last week left many revellers in Nairobi shocked.

Gwendo who is from Kisumu County was last week caught red handed having s£x with her Nigerian “boyfriend” at the parking lot of Re-Insurance Plaza, Nairobi.

According to Citizen Weekly, the Senator, who has an undying appetite for s£x, visited Fronto Pub located at the ground floor of Reinsurance Plaza, accompanied by her Nigerian man.

After galloping one too many and more than enough hard drinks with her Nigerian man, the Senator became h()rn^ and she started misbehaving inside the pub.

Revellers at the popular joint could not believe what they were being treated to as the Senator unbuttoned the man’s shirt and started caressing his chest in a suggestive manner.

She started sashaying her big booty on the lap of her Nigerian lover, who was literally subjected to s£xual torture sessions by the TNA lawmaker.

The Nigerian man was seen grabbing Gwendo’s thighs and was panting like a tired dog waiting for a piece of meat to drop from heaven.

Since the two were already drunk, they paid their bills and headed to their car which was just parked outside the pub.

The pair couldn’t wait to get home and they started having s£x immediately they got into their sleek car.

A motorist who had been blocked by their car and wanted to drive off after the rains had ebbed walked over to notify them but to his surprise, he found Gwendo begging for more from the tired Nigerian man.

Upon realising that she had been spotted, the Senator braved it out with her unzipped skirt asking what the matter was.

Upon explanation, she said kimeumana (we are in a mess dear) and told her man to zoom off

HUYU NDIYE STAA WA KENYA ALIYEMTUMIA VIDEO YAKE DIAMOND AKIWA ANAOGA ILA DIAMOND AMPENDE...tazama hapa video live bila kingamuzi




Kuwa Staa Raha Sana: Baada ya Diamond Kutumiwa Video na Mrembo wa Kenya akimtaka Amchukukue yeye bila Malipo huku akijichezesha kwa kimahaba kwenye hiyo video, Diamond inaonekana hakupata Ujumbe wa kwanza sawa sawa , sasa Mrembo amerudi tena na kali zaidi ya ile , Mrembo huyo ajulikanae kama Tiara Ameitumia Udaku specially Video Hiyo akiwa bafuni akioga huku wimbo wa Bebe Cool unaitwa i will love you everyday ukilia kwa nyuma ili Diamond Amuone Vizuri kwani ile Video ya Mwanzo ilikuwa na Giza...

Mrembo huyo pia amesema yeye ni Mwanamuzi na Angependa kufanya Project na Diamond Platunumz
Jionee mwenyewe hapa mimi Sina Mengi :

WANAFUNZI WA CHUO KIKUUU CHA DARESALAAM(UDSM) WAGOMA BAADA YA KUCHELEWESHEWA FEDHA ZA KUJIKIMU(BOOM)


Maelfu ya wanafunzi wa chuo kikuu cha Dar es Salaam sehemu ya Mlimani wameanza mgomo kuingia darasani kwa madai ya kutopewa fedha za kujikimu kwa zaidi ya wiki 11 huku wakitaja gharama za maisha zikiwa zimepanda mara dufu.

Wakiongea katika viwanja vya chuo kikuu jijini Dar es Salaam kwa kile walichokiainisha kuwa ni njaa kali pamoja na kueleza kuendelea na mgomo hadi fedha zitakpoingia kwenye akaunti zao wametaja serikali kuchelewesha fedha hizo kupitia bodi ya mikopo kuwa ni kuwadhoofisha kimasomo.

Kwa upande wake makamu mkuu wa chuo kikuu cha Dar es Salaam Prof. Rwekaza Mukandara pamoja na kukiri madai ya wanafunzi elfu saba kati ya zaidi ya elfu kumi wanaofadhiliwa na serikali kupitia bodi ya mikopo kucheleweshewa fedha zao kuwa ya msingi,amesema tayari amezungumza na bodi ya mikopo ambao wamemwahidi kuleta fedha zao haraka iwezekanavyo na kuwaomba wanafunzi kurejea madarasani kuendelea na masomo.

Wakati huohuo takribani wanafunzi 400 wa chuo kikuu cha Mt. Josephu cha Mbezi jijini Dar es Salaam mwaka wa kwanza wamesimamishwa masomo kwa muda usiojulikana baada ya kugoma kuingia madarasani wakidai fedha za kujikim kutoka bodi ya mikopo tangu mwezi Desemba mwaka jana hadi sasa wakieleza kuishindwa kuendesha maisha yao ya shule na kuhimili mazingira ya kupanga nyumba mitaani.

Katika taarifa ya kusimamishWa wanafunzi hao iliyotolewa na makamu mkuu wa chuo cha Mt.Josephu Bw.Loyola Proteep aliyeambatana na mkuu wa wanafunzi maarufu kama Dean anakiri madai ya wanafunzi hao kuwa ya msingi na kuongeza kuwa waliwaomba utulivu na kuingia Madarasani wakati wakifuatilia madai yao bodi ya mikopo bila ya mafanikio na uongozi kuchukua uamuzi wa kuwasimamisha wanafunzi wote wa mwaka wa kwanza hadi vikao vya bodi vitakapoamua vinginevyo.
SOURCE-Udaku Special Blog

HILI NDO LILE TUKIO LILILOTIA AIBU NCHI ZA KIGENI BAADA YA MTASHA KUFUMWA AKINGONOKA NA DENT...tiririka picha na tukio kamili hapa...

NI kweli duniani kuna mambo na mambo yenyewe hufanywa na binadamu! Mzungu mmoja ambaye jina lake halikupatikana, amejikuta mikononi mwa polisi kufuatia kunaswa gesti akiwa na denti, OFM wa Ijumaa walikuwepo.
Mzungu baada ya kunaswa na OFM akiwa na denti gesti.
Tukio hilo la aina yake kwa mwaka 2014, lilitokea saa saba usiku wa kuamkia juzi katika gesti hiyo iliyopo Msasani jijini Dar es Salaam.
DENTI AKWEPA SHULE
Awali ilidaiwa kuwa, mwanafunzi huyo wa kidato cha tatu, anayesoma katika shule moja ya sekondari jijini Dar, (jina tunalihifadhi kwa maadili) alikuwa akikwepa shule jambo lililokuwa likimuumiza kichwa mama yake mzazi (jina lipo).

Mzungu akitahamaki baada ya tukio hilo.
Katika kufuatilia, mzazi huyo alibaini kwamba, binti yake alikuwa amebanwa na Mzungu huyo na ndipo alipofikiria njia ya kumnasa.
OFM YASHIRIKISHWA
Habari zaidi zinasema kuwa katika kupanga mkakati huo, mwanamke huyo alipata jibu kwamba ni lazima Oparesheni Fichua Maovu ‘OFM’ washirikishwe.
Ilikuwa saa 3:45 usiku wa Machi 11, 2014, Kamanda wa OFM alipokea simu kutoka kwa mwanamke aliyejitambulisha kwa jina la mama Zakia, mkazi wa Tegeta jijini Dar es Salaam.
Mzungu akiomba msamaha.
Mama: Haloo, hapo ni Global Publishers?
Kamanda: Ndiyo mama, unasemaje?
Mama: Jamani naombeni msaada wenu maana nyinyi ni kiboko hamuwezi kuyafumbia macho maovu. Mimi ni mjane najisomeshea mwanangu, kwa sasa yupo kidato cha tatu.
Namsomesha kwa shida sana lakini sasa nimegundua kuna Mzungu anamrubuni mpaka wakati mwingine haendi shule.
Mzungu na denti wakiwa kitandani.
Hivi karibuni nilianza kumtilia shaka, nikachukua simu yake akiwa amelala, nikaipekua na kukuta meseji za mapenzi za mtu ambaye simfahamu.
Lengo langu ni kumkomesha huyu mtu ili iwe fundisho kwa wengine.
Kamanda: Oke mama, nimekuelewa, tunakuahidi kukusaidia, kinachotakiwa ufuate taratibu za kisheria kwanza. Katoe ripoti polisi maana huyo ni mwanafunzi kisha wasiliana na mjumbe au mwenyekiti wa mtaa.
Mama: Ahsante sana mwanangu, nitakujulisha.
Mzungu na denti wakivaa nguo.
MJOMBA MTU AJULISHWA
Kwa sababu ni mjane, mwanamke huyo aliwasiliana na kaka yake ambaye alianza kumfuatilia denti huyo kila alipokuwa akienda, hasa nyakati za jioni, ndipo za mwizi arobaini zikatimia.
DENTI AONEKANA AKIPANDA GARI YA MZUNGU
Siku ya tukio, mjomba huyo alifanikiwa kumuona mpwa wake akipanda ndinga ya Mzungu huyo.
Mjomba huyo, haraka sana aliwasiliana na Kamanda wa  OFM, wakakutana na kuanza kulifuatilia gari hilo kila lilipokuwa likikatiza.
WATINGA KLABU
Mwisho wa safari ya wawili hao ilikuwa kwenye klabu moja ya usiku iliyopo Masaki, Dar ambako walitumia muda mwingi kujirusha hadi mishale ya saa saba usiku.
MZUNGU MBELE, OFM, MJOMBA NYUMA
Baada ya wawili hao kutoka klabu, msafara wa kwenda gesti ulianza ambapo Mzungu huyo akiwa na denti, bila kujua wanafuatiliwa, walikwenda hadi kwenye gesti hiyo.
OFM na mjomba mtu nao walikuwa nyuma yao huku tayari wakiwa wameshawasiliana na askari ambao walifika kwenye gesti hiyo na kuunganisha nguvu.
MHUDUMU AWEKWA MTU KATI, AGONGA MLANGO
Ili kumweka mtu kati Mzungu huyo, ilibidi mhudumu wa gesti hiyo atonywe kisa chote ambapo alikubali kwenda kugonga mlango wa chumba walichoingia wapenzi hao.
MZUNGU, DENTI LAIVU!
Mzungu ndiye aliyefungua mlango na kukutwa kama alivyozaliwa huku denti akiwa juu ya kitanda.
Kwa hasira, mjomba alimchapa kofi mpwa wake ambapo Mzungu huyo aliomba apigwe yeye kama suala la kupigana litaendelea. Hata hivyo, hakupigwa.
MZUNGU AJITETEA
Katika utetezi wake, Mzungu huyo alisema anashangaa kuvamiwa wakati denti huyo ni girlfriend wake, utetezi ambao haukukubalika.
OFM YAWAACHA
Kwa kuwa OFM walikuwa na majukumu mengine usiku huo, baada ya zoezi hilo kukamilika waliondoka eneo la tukio na kuwaacha askari na mjomba mtu  wakiendelea kumhoji Mzungu huyo.
Stori: Issa Mnally na Richard Bukos
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HUDDAH MONROE TWERKS AS OFF FROM SHOWER SHOWING HER NUDITY!! WATCH THE VIDEO!!.

When huddah she is in Lagos shared this image and tw3rking after taken shower!! watch the video below....

WATCH THE VIDEO BELOW HUDDAH TW3RKS.....


CHRISSBROWN ATISHA KWENYE TUZO ZA BILLBOARD AWARD...WATCH ALL THE PHOTOS OF RED CARPET HERE....

Chris Brown na binti yake wakiwa katika pozi
Lauren Jauregui, Ally Brooke, Normani Hamilton, Dinah-Jane Hansen na Camila Cabello wa Fifth Harmony wakiwa kwenye pozi.
Wiz Khalifa akiwasili ndani ya Ukumbi wa MGM Grand kwa ajili ya tuzo hizo.
Zendaya akiwasili katika tuzo hizo.
One Direction nao walishiriki tuzo hizo.
Zendaya, Hailee Steinfeld, Taylor Swift, Lily Aldridge na Martha Hunt wakipozi wakati wa Tuzo za Muziki za Billboard 2015 jana katika Ukumbi wa MGM Grand jijini Las Vegas, Nevada.
Andy Hurley, Pete Wentz, Patrick Stump na Joe Trohman wa Fall Out Boy nao walikuwepo wakati wa tuzo hizo jana.
50 Cent na Jennifer Lopez wakila pozi katika Red Carpet.
Iggy Azalea na Britney Spears wakiwa katika tuzo hizo.
Mariah Carey katika pozi.
Nick Jonas.
Jennifer Lopez akipozi katika Red Carpet.

OMG...WHAT A SELFIE IS THIS....TAKE HALF A MINUTE TO WATCH IT...

The Sexy Selfie

HAHAHAA....THIS IS A CLIP OF ERICK OMONDI BANGED DANCING WITH A TOWEL IN TANZANIA SUPERMARKET

Top Kenyan comedian Eric Omondi is revolutionizing how we view comedy and what should make us laugh. Gone are the days when he would just get on a stage and crack jokes. He has instead been pulling off crazy stunts that are synonymous with madness or illegal substance abuse.
During his recent tour to neighbouring Tanzania, Eric, perhaps overwhelmed by the soaring heat took a casual stroll at Uchumi Supermarket with just a towel wrapped around his waist. After all when in Rome, do as the Romans do.
He posted the clip on the gram and going by the comments from his fans, illegal substance abuse has trounced madness as the reason for his stunt.
Here is that hilarious clip:

THIS IS THE ASS QUEEN THAT U HAVENT MET BEFORE WATCHOUT HER PICTURES AND KNOW REASONS FOR Y MEN LOVE CHICKS WITH BIG ASS...



Naolewa tu Sababu ya Mimba Yake and Not any Other Business!


Nipo chat room ya one of social media.........nimemeet na binti mmoja rafikiyangu sana wa enz izo za kombolela kijijinibint ni mjamzito sasa na mipango ya ndoainaendelea.........katka kumdodosa anadai hakumpenda jamaa ila tu anaolewa kwa ajili ya ujauzito wake aliobeba na kutunza heshima yake na familia........what a loosernimejaribu kumshauri ni bora akapange nyumba aishi na mwanae rather than comitting such a serious comitment with a fake heart..kagoma katakatavikao vinaendelea pale msimbazi center vya sendoff August.....mfike bila kukosa Jumapili saa tisa unusu na michango yenu....mwisho wa mwezi huu..

KIM KARDASHIAN, RIHANNA NA BEYONCE WALIVYOTOKELEZEA KATIKA MAONYESHO YA MAVAZI



Rihanna akiwa amevaa vazi la njano linalojulikana kama Guo Pei kwenye zulia jekundu.  Hapa palikuwa ni kwenye maonyesho ya mavazi yaliyojulikanakama Met Gala yaliyofanyika jijini New York, Marekani, jana.
Rihanna akisadiwa kunyanyuliwa gauni lake wakati akipanda ngazi.
Kim Kardashian akiwa na mume wake Kanye West.
Kim akiwa katika pozi wakati akipanda ngazi.
Kardashian na Kanye West wakipiga picha kwenye zulia jekundu.
Beyonce's akiwa na mume wake Jay Z.
...Akipanda ngazi kwa pozi.
Beyonce's akiwa katika pozi mbalimbali.
ONYESHO la mavazi yaliyoandaliwa na Metropolitan Museum of Art's Costume Institute gala yalifanyika jana jioni  New York na kuhudhuriwa na mastaa tofauti wakiwemo Kim Kardishian, Kanye West, Rihanna, Beyonce na Jay Z.
Kiingilio katika onyesho hilo kilikuwa $25,000 sawa na 49,942,500/=
(PICHA: DAILY MAILY)
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